People, this is it. My final horror movie post of the month. As a reminder, here's how I rate these murderous movies:
You Must See it = ***
A Wonderful Waste of Time = **
Only for Horror Fans = *
Let's stick this pig one last time.
DEADLY DETENTION - Your favorite teen stereotypes get knocked off one by one. *
MADRE - Never trust the cleaning lady; note, I'm giving this two stars based on 98% of the movie but the final 2% would get just a single star. **
CULTURE SHOCK - I love Martha Higareda. **
BEAST OF THE WATER - That's a damn good looking monster. *
TREMORS: SHRIEKER ISLAND - Enjoyed every minute. ***
UNCAGED (PREY) - The dubbing on this both breaks and makes the movie. **
THE FLU - Only about 30% is horror. The other 60% is heart-warming family style drama with 10% rom-com. But that slice of horror rings all too true. *
CAM - Short, taught and sexy [insert inappropriate joke here]. ***
MAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU - This Indonesian flick shredded my nerves. ***
30 DAYS OF NIGHT - So beautiful to look at. **
OVERLORD - They kill Nazis? Yes, please. **
CADAVER - Don't watch while eating lunch. **
THE PLATFORM - A razor sharp social-commentary horror flick. **
If I had to pick just one flick from this lot, it'd be MAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU. It's the movie I keep thinking about.