Only 9 Movies In Theaters

This past year I watched over 200 movies...

…but I spent just under 16 hours in theaters. That's only 9 films. By comparison, over the last decade, I averaged 150 theatrical outings a year. Goddamn you, COVID-19. So, what did I watch (movies screened in a theater are bold and italicized)?

• 1917

• Happy Death Day 2U

• The Grudge (2020)

• A Hidden Life

• Underwater

• Hold the Dark

• Monsters

• The Monster

• Equilibrium

• Event Horizon

• Tremors

• Bad Boys for Life

• Monty Python and the Holy Grail

• Being Elmo

• Polar

• Chasing Amy

• Rubber

• Demonic

• V/H/S

• District B13

• The Queen of Versailles

• Black Death

• Goon

• Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior

• Tucker & Dale vs Evil

• Muscle Shoals

• Man on Wire

• Mother (2009)

• Scott Pilgrim vs The World

• Hedwig and the Angry Inch

• War of the Worlds (2005)

• The Rhythm Section

• Velvet Buzzsaw

• The Endless

• The VelociPastor

• Time Trap

• Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

• Creep 2

• Terminator: Dark Fate

• The Blackcoat’s Daughter

• In the Shadow of the Moon

• Haywire

• The Boy

• The Invisible Man

• Hush

• Emelie

• Contagion

• Godzilla

• World War Z

• Assassin’s Creed

• The Hunt

• How It Ends

• Outbreak

• The Matrix Reloaded

• Onward

• The Core

• Gantz:0

• Dark Light

• The Roommate

• The Matrix Revolutions

• Mortal Kombat

• Deep Impact

• Young Adult

• Eli

• The Defiant Ones

• Singularity

• Extinction

• 3022

• The Day After Tomorrow

• Godzilla: King of the Monsters

• Salt

• Jason and the Argonauts

• A Man for All Seasons

• The Hunger

• Near Dark

• Battle: Los Angeles

• Blind Alley

• My Name is Julia Ross

• So Dark the Night

• Extraction

• Gilda

• The Lady from Shanghai

• Johnny O’Clock

• Dead Reckoning

• The Dark Past

• Bloodshot

• In a Lonely Place

• AVP: Alien vs. Predator

• The Relic

• The Night Eats the World

• The Mob

• Affair in Trinidad

• The Sniper

• The Big Heat

• Human Desire

• Drive a Crooked Road

• Pushover

• 5 Against the House

• Suicide Squad

• Tight Spot

• Nightfall

• Sweetheart

• The Harder They Fall

• The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

• The Brothers Rico

• The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

• The Lineup

• The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

• ARQ

• Sinister

• Death Race 2000

• Girl on the Third Floor

• Bunny Lake is Missing

• The Devil and Miss Jones

• Dark Star

• The Most Dangerous Game

• Crimson Peak

• The Scarlet Pimpernel

• Blade

• Blade 2

• Blade: Trinity

• The Four Feathers

• 7500

• Cowboys & Aliens

• The Forest

• Long Shot

• The Vast of Night

• Thirteen Ghosts

• The Final Destination

• X-Men

• Shakma

• Zombeavers

• Ninja Assassin

• The Ruins

• Devil’s Gate

• Sucker Punch

• The Darkness

• We Summon the Darkness

• The Bourne Legacy

• Mr. & Mrs. Smith

• Emma

• Misery

• Unforgiven

• Pee Wee’s Big Adventure

• The Recall

• Our House

• 1BR

• What Keeps You Alive

• Elizabeth

• Harvest

• We Are What We Are

• Seven in Heaven

• Black Panther

• Rogue

• Blood on the Moon

• Batman: Assault on Arkham

• Justice League: War

• The Guest

• Silent Hill: Revelation

• Siren

• The Silence

• Anaconda

• Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark

• Cargo

• Stephanie

• Dark Skies

• Devil

• Snatchers

• Mara

• Alive

• Bait

• The Old Guard

• Tenet

• Bill & Ted Face the Music

• Ravenous

• Batman: Gotham Knight

• Lake Placid

• Primal

• Justice League: Throne of Atlantis

• Crawl

• Resident Evil

• Resident Evil: Apocalypse

• Resident Evil: Extinction

• Resident Evil: Afterlife

• Resident Evil: Retribution

• Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

• Love & Monsters

• Commando

• Doom Annihilation

• Prospect

• Jonah Hex

• The 2nd

• Lost Bullet

• Constantine

• Jailbreak

• Demolition Man

• Priest

• Die Hard

• One Cut of the Dead

• Freaky

• Soul

• Wonder Woman 1984

Of those, the ones I enjoyed the most were...

The Invisible Man

In a Lonely Place

Tenet

Die Hard

One Cut of the Dead

Soul

Here's hoping 2021 is filled with 3D, IMAX, and DolbyVision galore.